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Post by lily evans on Jul 31, 2008 1:29:21 GMT -5
The objective when posting good news is to make life wonderful for the subject. The objective when posting bad news is to make life miserable for him/her.
Example:
GN: You are sitting in an a space shuttle.
BN: It is 1986, and you're the pilot. Oh yes, and the Shuttle's name is Challenger.
GN: You were replaced as the pilot.
BN: You were replaced because it was found you have a rare heart disease.
well yeah you get the idea.
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Good News: You Inherited a Millon Dollars
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Post by james potter on Jul 31, 2008 1:37:13 GMT -5
Good News: You Inherited a Millon Dollars
Bad News: The year is 2200 and a million dollars is now roughly equivalent to 6 dollars and 52 cents.
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Post by carson hale on Jul 31, 2008 9:00:35 GMT -5
Good news: Your parents Finally let you get that pet you've always wanted and you spend your 6 dollars and 52 cents to buy it which leaves you broke!
Bad news: You're deathly allergic to it.
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Post by dontknow on Jul 31, 2008 15:46:10 GMT -5
Good News: you're only allergic to it's saliva
Bad News: it won't stop drooling[/colour]
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Post by carson hale on Jul 31, 2008 16:19:15 GMT -5
Good News: The pets mouth is dry so it can't drool!
Bad news: You're arrested because your pet is dehydrated from all the drooling it did.
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Post by dontknow on Jul 31, 2008 16:41:41 GMT -5
Good News: parents bailed you out.[/colour]
Bad News: they used your college tuition[/colour]
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Post by carson hale on Jul 31, 2008 19:02:56 GMT -5
Good News: You applied and got a job.
Bad news: You shovel animal waste at the Vet.
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Post by dontknow on Aug 1, 2008 14:23:57 GMT -5
Good News: you're in love with your boss[/colour]
Bad News: your boss is taken by your five-year younger sibling[/colour]
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Post by lily evans on Aug 4, 2008 0:26:03 GMT -5
Good News: He leaves his wife.
Bad News: she doesn't take it too well when she finds out, and plots to kill you.
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Post by felixfalora on Aug 4, 2008 0:35:45 GMT -5
Good News: She gets put in jail and you finally get with your boss.
Bad News: That [Donkey]hole's sleeping around.
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Post by bryana spencer on Aug 4, 2008 10:04:29 GMT -5
Good News: When you catch him in the act, he finally vows not to do it.
Bad News: The person you caught him with was your younger sibling.
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Post by felixfalora on Aug 4, 2008 10:16:59 GMT -5
Good News: At least she's no longer trying to kill you.
Bad News: His vow not to sleep around anymore turns out to be his breaking up with you and marrying your younger sibling.
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Post by carson hale on Aug 4, 2008 10:32:37 GMT -5
Good News: The wedding was over quickly.
Bad News: You knocked out the bride (your sibling) and brought on the wrath of your mother.
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Post by bryana spencer on Aug 4, 2008 15:10:25 GMT -5
Good News: Your father was there to vouch for you.
Bad News: Your parents end up getting a divorce because of your personal issues.
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Post by carson hale on Aug 4, 2008 18:08:17 GMT -5
Good News: The divorce was peaceful and your parents are still somewhat friends.
Bad News: They sold the house and now your sibling and her newly wed husband (your boss) must live with you.
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