Things I'm not Allowed to do at Hogwarts.

[bryana spencer]

Rules #16: I am not to turn Firenze pink and call him "My Little Pony".

[angelique paquet]

rule seventeen: tell the first years that the door to fluffy's room is the secret passageway to narnia

rule eighteen: i will not lock the slytherins and gryffindors in a room together and take bets on which hous will come out alive

rule nineteen: i will not say fi - fi - fo - fum when answering hagrid's door

rule twenty: i will not refer to the 'accio charm' as 'the force'

rule twenty - one: i will not introduce peeves to paintballing

rule twenty - two: i will not call dumbledore santa clause during the holidays

rule twenty - three: if a classmate falls asleep, i will not take advantage of that and draw a dark mark on his arm

rule twenty - four: i will not encourage the first years to pet the whomping willow

rule twenty - five: i will not give hagrid pokemon cards and convince him that they are real animals

[carson hale]

Rule # 26: I will not impersonate Emeril in Potions class

[dontknow]

Rule #27: I will not paddle first years sorted into the House of which I belong[/colour]

[carson hale]

Rule #28: I will not sing “We’re off to see the wizard” when sent to the Headmaster’s office.

Rule #29: “To conquer the earth with an army of flying monkeys” is not an appropriote career choice.

Rule #30: I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.

Rule #31: I will not try and start Naked Thursdays in the Common Room.

[regblack]

Rule #32: I will not chase Professor Snape with Shampoo, just to see how fast he runs.

[bryana spencer]

Rule #33: Running through the hallways screaming 'Voldemort is coming!' Is only funny the first time.

[carson hale]

Rule #34: I will not change the password to the prefects' bath to "Makes getting clean almost as much fun as getting dirty".
Rule #35: I will stop asking when we will learn to make "Love Potion Number Nine".
Rule #36: I will not put books of muggle fairy tales in the history section of the library.
Rule #37: Enchanting the Sorting Hat to sort new students into the House of Martok, or any other Klingon house is forbidden.
Rule #38: Hogwarts is in the UK, thus the United States Constitution does not apply to any of its students. Therefore, 'Avada Kedavra' does not fall under First Amendment freedom of speech rights.
Rule #39: I am not allowed out of my dorm when visitors from the Ministry are here.
Rule #40: If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it.
Rule #41: I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort.
Rule #42: I will not follow potions instructions in reverse order just to see what happens.
Rule #43: I will not attempt to magically animate my marshmallow Peeps.
Rule #44: I will not organize a Hogwarts Fight Club.
Rule #45: I am not allowed to declare an official Hug A Slytherin Day.
Rule #46: I am not Xena: Warrior Princess and I shall not use war cries to signal my entrance into any classroom.
Rule #47: I will not steal Gryffindor’s sword from Dumbledore’s office and use it to patrol the hallways.
Rule #48: I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.
Rule #49: I am not allowed to begin each Herbology class by singing the theme song to “Attack of the Killer Tomatoes”.